Mature SMS

(1)
   Larkiyo ki jab shadi hoti hai to unki ssaheliyan kya kehti hain,
   1980: Ghabrana mat,wo jo kare karne dena
   2012: Zor se chillana taake usko lage pehli bar hain.


(2)
   First time larki s-e-x karne ke samay,
   LARKI  Chillai:uuei ma PEPSI
   BOY: is time PEPSI yaad rehi he tumhe?
   GIRL: PEPSI matlab Please Enter P-E-N-I-S Slowly Inside.


(3)
   Bhagwan ko gussa kab ata hein?
   Jab ko ladki Saadi se pehle pregnant ban jati hain
   aur uska maa kahe
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   HE BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIA


(4)
   After S-E-X with SALI and JIJA,
   JIJA-Tum apni didi se jyada maja deti ho
   SALI-Dekhiye n JIJAJI firvi mere pati kehti hai,
   teri DIDI jyada naja deti hain

Rating: 8.5